Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I need water and some morals
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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