I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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