I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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