ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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