apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize