THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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