So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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