It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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