You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
worst night to have a conscience
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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