I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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