why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
wow bdsm is so cute
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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