her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
