I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
then he tried to convert me to islam
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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