I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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