I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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