my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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