they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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