He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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