nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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