I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
God, I missed his penis.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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