youre lurking in front of me
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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