You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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