i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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