In the future we'll all be gay
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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