is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
