then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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