Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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