who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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