I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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