K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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