They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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