hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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