with your own penis?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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