I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you traded sex for a burrito?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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