Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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