quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
