He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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