i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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