my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just forgot I was standing up.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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