I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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