ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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