she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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