another moral hangover. fuck.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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