fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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