Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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