Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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