that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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