Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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