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you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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