He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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