Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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