were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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