You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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