: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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