so explain again why im purple
no
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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