one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Congratulations! We have a period
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