I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize
